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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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