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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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