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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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