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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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