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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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