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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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