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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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