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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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