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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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