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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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