Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.