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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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