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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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