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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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