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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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