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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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