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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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