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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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