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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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