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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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