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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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