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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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