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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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