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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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