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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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