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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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