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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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