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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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