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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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