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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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