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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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