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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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