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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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