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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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