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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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