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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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