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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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