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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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