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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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