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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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