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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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