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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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