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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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