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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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