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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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