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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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