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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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