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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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