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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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