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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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