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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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