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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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