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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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