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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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