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Pet death
My
aunt
Doris
had their beloved pet
labrador 🐕
Gus
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
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a pufferfish 🐡
a venomous snake 🐍
an elephant 🐘
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